Lyrics:

Crabs, scabies, the glamour, the fashion
Life on the road is pretty fucking cool to me
Farts, feet, the romance, the passion
Life on the road is pretty fucking cool to me

Too many people bitch and whine about being on the road too much of the time
Ya, being on tour does take its toll but it's way better than sitting at home

Alright now, it's a flat tire

Alkies, addicts, the vomit, the rat piss
Life on the road is pretty fucking cool to me
So squat it and thrust it ‘cause you are in Russia
Life on the road is pretty fucking cool to me

Bring it on right now about getting no sleep on the dirty floor of the broken van
Life on the road is pretty fucking cool, as a matter of fact it's very-very cool
Yea, life on the road is pretty fucking cool to me