Lyrics:
Two generation gaps between usTwo parents in oneI know you did your bestYou and the egg timerYou’re my fatherAnd you were my mom and dadI know you did your bestYou and the egg timerShe took all your moneyShe left a note on the doorWe had TV dinnersAnd we called her a whoreI hope you're proud of meLike I am of youEgg timerYou and the egg timer[x2]Two hours of sleep at nightTwo full time jobsI know you did your bestYou and the egg timerWe didn't go fishing, noWe didn't play ballI know you did your bestYou and the egg timerSixty minutes is as far as it goesThe egg timerWhen I wanna take an hour to remember you in the pastI have the egg timerI hope I never have to use it the way you didEgg timer [x2]