Lyrics:

Frank:
How d' you do I
See youve met my
Faithfull handyman
He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.

Dont get strung out
By the way I look.
Dontjudge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night Im one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me
Show you around, maybe
play you a sound.
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
Thats not too abismal
We can take in an old
Steeve Reeves movie

Brad: (speaking)
I'm glad we caugt you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:
Right.

Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.

(Transylvainian: Plesure to meet you Dr. Furter)

Brad:
We dont want to be any worry.

Frank: Well you got
Caugt with a flat, well
How about that!
Well babies
Dont you panic

By the light of the night
It will all seem alright
Ill get you a satanic
Mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Why dont you
Stay for the night

Riff Raff: (whisper)
Night!

Frank:
Or maybe a bite

Columbia: (whisper)
Bite!

Frank:
I can show you my favorite
Obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my
Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Hey, Hey!
I'm just a sweet transvestite

(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Sweet Transvestite)

Frank:
From Transexual, Transylvania

(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Transylvania)

Frank: (speaking)
So
Come up to the Lab
And see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So 'Ill remove the cause
But not
The symptom!