Lyrics:

F. Guida, C. Guida, and J. Royster

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she'll start
To do the things that'll break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks a meal on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you