Lyrics:

Dance, Apocalyptic (Woo!)
Bands that make her dance
Apocalyptic now
Bands that make her dance
Apocalyptic (Woo!)
Bands that make her dance
Apocalyptic now
Bands that make her dance
Apocalyptic

You're goin' crazy
The hitmen always find you
Do that dance!
Smokin' in the girls' room
Kissin' friends
It's over like a comic book
[Exploded in the bathroom stall] (Ah!)

You're so freaked out!
Worried 'bout the bomb threats
You bought a house!
But I'm allergic to the house pets
Credit cards
They bought a new wife
For shiny little lonely men

But I really really wanna thank you
For dancing till the end
You found a way to break up
You're not afraid to break out

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me would you break up

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang! (ooh chanlanga-langa-lang)

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me would you break up

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

You gotta laugh
At the zombie in the front yard
Take a bath
But nothing gets the funk off
You're on tv
Rockin' and a rollin'
Cause the Dangers love that rock and roll

Sick and tired
Of food tasting plastic
You want to cry
[But the robot doc ain't real]
Did you ask him why
The pain is always equal
But the joy just never spreads around?
(Uh uh, uh uh!)

But I really really wanna thank you
For dancing till the end
You found a way to break up
You're not afraid to break out

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me will you break up?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me will you break up?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

You're goin' crazy
The hitmen always find you
Do that dance!
Smokin' in the girls' room
Kissin' friends
Keep a rockin' and a rollin'
Cause the Dangers love that rock and roll

You're so freaked out!
Worried 'bout the bomb threats
You bought a house!
But I'm allergic to the house pets
Credit cards
You're working 9 to 5
Just to make enough to pay your rent

But I really really wanna thank you
For dancing till the end
You found a way to break up
You're not afraid to break out

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me will you break up?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang! (oh baby, baby!)

But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me will you break up?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

Look at cha!
You're just like a little old earthquake
Break it! Break It!
You got to break it!
Ain't no order in this court room

Smash, smash, bang, bang (you all going to jail)
Don't stop!
Chalanga-langa-lang!

What's the matter?
Your chicken taste like pork?
You have triplets instead of twins?
Does your food taste plastic?
Grandaddy, I think I wanna dance.