Lyrics:

I got my PHD...in heartaches and misery
and a BSN...barstool phil-osophy
You're my inspir-ation...for higher edu-cation
Now the final test is right in front of me.

I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink...takin' a bar exam

I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin
studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors...so how bout the others
So set'em up...I'm ready to begin

I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm going to graduate...when you off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band.
Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam

I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin
studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors...so how bout the others
So set'em up...I'm ready to begin

Taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band.
Drink by drink..,takin' a bar exam

Drink by drink... I'm takin' a bar exam