Lyrics:

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
Oh oh, no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
(x2)�

I run shit in this house�
Like Im was now or never
With no effort�
I bet you I could change my name to Klaus�
Or something mildly flemish�
Pick up a Saudi chemist�
From an Orange County dentist�
Ouch
Im whistling, trading and eating�
New poetry readings at AA meetings�
I text you pictures of my keister�or cervix
Or dead bodies from a Middle-Eastern skirmish�
Damn, Im�oh so snooty
A bro gropes boobies,
Has sex with Snow White�
At the gym, on pedal bikes�
Replenishing electrolytes�
Youre honored�
I dipped my junk in the fondue�
Told boring stories, showed my blonde pubes�
Im from the church of Satans archdiocese
So I fart fire pits heart giant tits�

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know�
Oh oh, no, oh no, oh no, oh I know�

Im a prick�
On the�(&) dialogue�
And my days minutiae gets micro-blogged
Ew
Plus I smell like�Fido the dog
In gray Pumas�
I look like Sideshow Bob�
I urinate in what the cod-fish swims in�
Who was to think, Im Gods gift to women?
Flirting with about 30 asian chicks with herniated disks�
Eating turkey bacon bits�

Nigga.�
Oh hey boo, how you be?�
Oh, oh. I saw you at the Cannes Film Festival.�
No that wasnt me. You didnt see me down there, uh-uh baby.�
Oh, yes.�
You talkin bout Cannes? You a con.�
Tell me about it.�
I saw you gettin jiggy at Sundance with no pants on.�
In Holland?�
Mhmm.�
Hmm, do tell. I bought those shoes also, for 30 euros, at the Champs-�lys�es.�
Nigga, please. These shoes? This cummerbund? Oh step, hon. Oh and by the way, the pat�?�
The pat� was fabulous.�
Goose liver, nigga!�
Yes.�
Get em�
Oh, I know, you want my RB hook�
Oh, I know, your brains are partially cooked�
When this breaks this pillow under the gourmet kibble
Your solar plexus be in this trouble hence the dribble
It's what's beats for
Oh, there it is�
My friendship like a health plan�
I take all the multi-tiered color telegram
Then the movie trailer leaked�
I hope they get plumbers putty
My script writing takes 3 Welsh understudies�
I enjoy the convos of the water buffalo�
Hoes stop and hold Im rock sold through the double Os�
Yall niggas do think Im a hot date�
With a prop 8 slashed out on my ballot box�
Salad tossed into a chocolate cake cause Im so cute�
The hoes they look at me and their water break�
And babies pop out with one gold tooth�

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know�
Oh oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know�
(x2)

I never never repeat it over and over and over again�
Im one of your pretentious friends, pretentious friends,�pretentious friends�
(x2)