Lyrics:

Maybe if I act like that.
That guy will call me back.
Porno paparazzi girls.
I don't wanna be a stupid girl.
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughin' loud so all the little people stare .
Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne.
Droppin' names.
What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent.
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teenie weenie tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

chorus:
Maybe if I act like that.
That guy will call me back.
Porno paparazzi girls.
I don't wanna be a stupid girl.
Maybe if I act like that.
Flippin' my blonde hair back.
Push up my bra like that - I don't wanna be a stupid girl

The disease is growing. it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going Crazy I cannot take anymore!!!!!!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition - That's what I wanna see!
Disasters all around A world of despair. Your only concern - will it fuck up my hair???

Chorus.

(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)
Pretty will you fuck me girl. Silly I'm so Iucky girl. Pull my hair I'll suck it girl.
Stupid girl 2x

Maybe If I act like that.
Flippin' my blonde hair back.
Push up my bra like that.
Stupid girl.

Chorus Out