Lyrics:

The first I landed in London Town
While running through a crowd they knock me down
The man in the airport he locked me in a car
He said to me while smoking his cigar

No dogs allowed
Hey hey, no dogs allowed
Well you can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son no dogs allowed

I stood their in silence wondering what to do
The man said we're gonna take your dog from you
I said he mister you gotta be wrong
You know I need to have my dog along

No dogs allowed
Hey hey, no dogs allowed
You can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son no dogs allowed
Ah yeah

No dogs allowed
You can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son no dogs allowed

Well I begged and I pleated wanted to talk to the MP's
They almost wouldnt have to do a thing with me
I said, they let monkey's and show dogs in by the crowd
But when it came to me darn no dogs allowed

No dogs allowed
Hey hey, no dogs allowed
Well let me tell you
You can sing and work and play for the crown
But I'm sorry son no dogs allowed

Well I came anyway, what could I say
There ain't nothing for me to do so I'm here to play for you
Hey yeah
No dogs alowed
But it's alright