Lyrics:

I'll huff
And I'll puff
And that's enough
To burst your bag, Sir

In September, 1937
I bought my wife a new electric iron for eight and sixpence
She's still using it everyday and it's never needed repair

Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)
Rockin' round the town (hmm hmm)
Don't you realize my friend
You're bringing everybody down?

Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)
What's going on? (hmm hmm)
Don't you realize, my friend
You're doing everybody wrong, yeah!

Betty and I went to Bournemouth on Saturday
No one was drownded, so we went for a swim
Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls
I don't think we'll be going again

Mmmmm...