If youre havin trouble with the high school head Hes givin you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Heres what you gotta do Pick up the phone Im always home Call me anytime Just ring three sixty two four three six o I lead a life of crime
If you got a lady and you want her gone But you aint got the guts She keeps on naggin at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone And leave her alone Its time you made a stand For a fee Im happy to play Your night time plan