LILY THE PINK - 11/12/1968 4 weeks at #1 - 24 weeks on chart
We'll drink a drink a drink to Lily the pink a pink a pink The saviour of the human race For she invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case
Mr Frears had sticky out ears And it made him awful shy And so they give him medicinal compound And now he's learning how to fly
Brother Tony was notably bony He would never eat his meals And so they give him medicinal compound Now they move him round on wheels
We'll drink a drink a drink to Lily the pink a pink a pink The saviour of the human race For she invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case
Well Ebeneezer thought he was Juilius Ceasar And so they put him in a home Where they give him medicinal compound And now his emperor of Rome
Johnny hammer had a terrible stammer He could hardly say a word And so they give him medicinal compound And now his seen and never heard
We'll drink a drink a drink to Lily the pink a pink a pink The saviour of the human race For she invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case
Auntie Milly ran willy-nilly When her legs they did recede And so they hooked on medicinal compound Now they call her Millipede
Jenifer Eccles had terrible freckles And the boys all call her names But she changed with medinical compound And now he joins in all their games
We'll drink a drink a drink to Lily the pink a pink a pink The saviour of the human race For she invented medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case
Lily the pink she turned to drink she Filled up with parafin inside And dispite her medicinal compound Sadly pickalily died
Up to heaven her soul ascended For the church bells they did ring She took with her medicinal compound Hark the herald angels sing