Lyrics:

What we're gonna do right here
Is go back, way back, back into time
When the only people that
Existed were Troglodytes

Cave men, cave women
Neanderthal, Troglodytes

Let's take the average cave man
At home, listening to his stereo

Sometimes he'd get up
Try to do his thing
He'd begin to move
Something like this
Dance, dance

When he got tired of dancing alone
He'd look in the mirror, he'd say
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman

He'd go down to the lake
Where all the girls would be
Swimming or washing clothes
Or something

He'd look around and
Just reach in and grab one
Come here, come here

He'd grab her by the hair
You can't do that today, fellas
'Cause it might come off
You'd have a piece of hair in your hand
And she'd be swimming away from you

This one woman just lay there
Wet and frightened
He said, move, move

She got up
She was a big woman
Big woman, her name
Was Bertha, Bertha Butt

She was one of the Butt sisters
He didn't care
He looked up, he said

Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me

She looked down on him
She was ready to crush him
But she began to like him

She said
I'll sock it to you, daddy
He said, wha
She said
I'll sock it to you, daddy

You know what he said
He started it way back then
I ain't gonna lie to you

When she said
I'll sock it to you, daddy
He said right on, right on
Hotpants, hotpants