Lyrics:

Faeroes, Bailey, Fair Isle, Hebrides
Malin, Rockall, Shannon, Sole
Trafalgar, Finisterre, Irish Sea, Biscay
Humber, Portland, Cromarty, Forth, Tyne

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle
All my friends jumped ship
I elect me the captain
This is the loneliest voyage I've ever been on

Up in the crow's nest
Over there! I see land!
First mate? There is no first mate
This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world
Sail away from the world

So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle
I fly my very own flag
TV dinners for one at the captain's table

Repel all the boarders!
Draw the curtains tighter
Where's the crew? There is no crew
This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world
Sail away from the world

So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere

Dogger, Fisher, German Bight; Viking, Thames, Dover, Wight
Dogger, Fisher, German Bight; Viking, Thames, Dover, Wight
Dogger, Fisher, German Bight; Viking, Thames, Dover, Wight
Dogger, Fisher, German Bight

So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)

So steer a course (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
A course for nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
And drop the anchor (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
My little empire (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere