Lyrics:

Capizzi-Pickett

I was workin' in my lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
My monster from the slab began to rise,
When suddenly, to my surprise,
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
The monster mash.
It was a graveyard smash.
It was a smash.
It caught on in a flash.
The monster mash.
He did the monster mash.
From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East,
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast,
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes.
CHORUS
(and a shoop-da-doo)
The Zombies were having fun.
(and a shoop-da-doo)
The party had just begun.
(and a shoop-da-doo)
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son.
The Brain Surgeons were all digging the sound.
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.
The Poodle Stabbers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five.
CHORUS
Come in, Boris. We always have a guest for breakfast. (laugh)
Come in, Horis. We always have a breast for geckfast. (laugh)
Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor? Igor?
[maniacal laughter segues into...]