Lyrics:

Stay away from the chili verde

Unless you want to get blown away

Treat the spider with a little respect

You take the heat – it's gonna bite back



Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

Toilet seat is your launching pad

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

4-3-2-1 Blast Off!



Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid

Unless you want to burn in that ‘roid

We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor

When we hear you screaming through that door



Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

All Systems Go!

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

4-3-2-1 Blast Off!



Jalapeño, habañero

Burning all yo' hair down there-o

Picinu, vindaloo

They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha, too



You know those red things in the Kung Pao

Don't say I didn't warn you now

Take the time to pick them out

Or the spider gets grouchy

And it's time to countdown!



Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

Houston, we have a problem…

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral

4-3-2-1 Blast Off!