Lyrics:

Well 5:30 p.m. rolls around
There's a little ole joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a juke box song ringing in my ear

The next think you know the bartender's pourin'
Shots a flowin', got me stoned and
All i really know is that i should be goin'
But I'm soakin' up the moment

Chorus:
I'm All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was gettin' mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far
Cause a big old girl walked out of the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess i had it comin' I deserved it too

Chorus:
Cause I was All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed in to the light pole
All the town folk got a good show

Chorus:
All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't rive our truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked Up
One Thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When You're All Jacked Up
All Jacked Up (4x)