Lyrics:

Title: Bad Touch
Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating



But there are several other



Very important differences



Between human beings and animals



That you should know about





I'd appreciate your input





Sweat baby, sweat baby



Sex is a Texas drought



Me and you do the kind of stuff



That only Prince would sing about



So put your hands down my pants



And I bet you'll feel nuts



Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert



And you're getting two thumbs up



You've had enough of two-hand touch



You want it rough, you're out of bounds



I want you smothered, want you covered



Like my Waffle House hashbrowns



Comin' quicker than Fed Ex



Never reach an apex



Just like coca-cola stock



You are inclined to make me rise an hour early



Just like daylight savings time



Do it now





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now





Love the kind, you clean up



With a mop and bucket



Like the lost catacombs of Egypt



Only God knows where we stuck it



Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific



I wanna go down in your South Seas



But I got this notion



That the motion of your ocean means



'Small Craft Advisory'



So if I capsize on your thights



High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship



Please turn me on



I'm Mr. Coffee



With an automatic drip



So show me yours, I'll show you mine



'Tool Time'



You'll Lovelett just like Lyle



And then we'll do it doggy style



So we can both watch 'X-Files'





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now



Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating



But there are several other

But there are several other



Very important differences

Very important differences



Between human beings and animals

Between human beings and animals



That you should know about

That you should know about





I'd appreciate your input

I'd appreciate your input





Sweat baby, sweat baby

Sweat baby, sweat baby



Sex is a Texas drought

Sex is a Texas drought



Me and you do the kind of stuff

Me and you do the kind of stuff



That only Prince would sing about

That only Prince would sing about



So put your hands down my pants

So put your hands down my pants



And I bet you'll feel nuts

And I bet you'll feel nuts



Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert



And you're getting two thumbs up

And you're getting two thumbs up



You've had enough of two-hand touch

You've had enough of two-hand touch



You want it rough, you're out of bounds

You want it rough, you're out of bounds



I want you smothered, want you covered

I want you smothered, want you covered



Like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Like my Waffle House hashbrowns



Comin' quicker than Fed Ex

Comin' quicker than Fed Ex



Never reach an apex

Never reach an apex



Just like coca-cola stock

Just like coca-cola stock



You are inclined to make me rise an hour early

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early



Just like daylight savings time

Just like daylight savings time



Do it now

Do it now





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now

Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now

Gettin' horny now





Love the kind, you clean up

Love the kind, you clean up



With a mop and bucket

With a mop and bucket



Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt



Only God knows where we stuck it

Only God knows where we stuck it



Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific



I wanna go down in your South Seas

I wanna go down in your South Seas



But I got this notion

But I got this notion



That the motion of your ocean means

That the motion of your ocean means



'Small Craft Advisory'

'Small Craft Advisory'



So if I capsize on your thights

So if I capsize on your thights



High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship



Please turn me on

Please turn me on



I'm Mr. Coffee

I'm Mr. Coffee



With an automatic drip

With an automatic drip



So show me yours, I'll show you mine

So show me yours, I'll show you mine



'Tool Time'

'Tool Time'



You'll Lovelett just like Lyle

You'll Lovelett just like Lyle



And then we'll do it doggy style

And then we'll do it doggy style



So we can both watch 'X-Files'

So we can both watch 'X-Files'





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now

Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now

Gettin' horny now





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now

Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now

Gettin' horny now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now

Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals



So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now

Gettin' horny now