Lyrics:

In the middle of a caravan**lf**On a four wheel drive oasis**lf**There''s a man with a thought in mind**lf**To cash in on the desert faces**lf**Got a truckload of Yorkshire girls**lf**For your harem going places**lf**And the border bums never saw**lf**The guns in the whiskey cases**lf**There''s a real, big demand**lf**And it''s written in the palm of his hand**lf**He''s gonna change the face of the desert**lf**He''s gonna sweep away the sand**lf**Hang on sheik, I''ve got a yellow streak**lf**I ain''t here, I''m a mirage**lf**Get back Des, keep it under your fez**lf**And don''t give us away in the massage**lf**Look what I did for the pyramid**lf**I put a pool in and made it pay**lf**I built a elevator and a film theater**lf**I shipped it to the U.S.A**lf**There''s a real big demand**lf**And it''s written in the palm of my hand**lf**I''m gonna change the face of the desert**lf**I''m gonna sweep away the sand**lf**Hang on friends**lf**There''s a lot more goodies in the pipeline**lf**So this ain''t the time to close the deal**lf**Here''s the deal**lf**Ooh, now you''ve got a Howitzer all of your own**lf**Ooh, and a Panzer division to chauffeur you home**lf**Gun running is fun**lf**But hang on, friends, hang on friends**lf**Allah be praised, there''s a whole new craze**lf**We''re gonna shoot up the foreign legion**lf**And it''s up with the sheik and down with the frog**lf**We''re gonna liberate the region**lf**(Oh Effendi)**lf**We''re gonna bury your head in the sand**lf**(Oh Effendi)**lf**You better get off my doggone land**lf**Hey, prince of the moonbeams, son of the sun**lf**Light of a thousand stars**lf**Your gorillas are urban and there''s bourbon on your turban**lf**And the sun shines out of your ass**lf**(Oh Effendi)**lf**I''m gonna grovel in your wake**lf**(Oh Effendi)**lf**It''s all been a big mistake**lf**You''re gonna cut out my liver if I don''t deliver**lf**Things are getting out of hand**lf**I''m going to ride off into the sunset**lf**And make a deal with the promised land**lf**Goodbye friends**lf**There''s no more goodies in the pipeline