Felt a pang late one afternoon
I was fishin' off Muir beach
With Larry LaLonde
Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich
And I started to chew
Pretty soon Ler's yellin
Fish on. Fish on
I was just a little pup
And it was derby day
It was dad and me and Darrell
Out in San Pablo bay
Taco-flavored Doritos
And my orange life vest
Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon
On twenty-pound test
Now he fought that fish for an hour
And a half
Darrell'd say 'Jump ya sons a bitch!'
And he grabbed for the gaff
When we got him in the boat
He measured six feet long
I was so danged impressed I had
To write this song called
Fish on
T'was a bright and sunny day
It was me and Todd Huth
Fishin' shark and Stingray
Out of Bohuas Lagoon
Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed,
Blued and tatooed
Looks like I got me one of them