Lyrics:

''So, I mean, everybody pretty much knows **lf**one of my aliases is Stretch Nuts, right? **lf**You know what Im sayin? **lf**And I really cant tell you why**lf**I never really elaborated on it, **lf**but, but I will, man. I will''**lf****lf**36 inches, bitch! And thats only a smidgen**lf**Me and my droopy sack, you know the legend**lf**Still talk about nuts the more that they**lf**Is that a water balloon hangin out a patch of dick hair? (Nope!)**lf**My ball sack was blessed by the Pope**lf**T double O or T-W-O (Dope!)**lf**I double Dutch jump my junk. Fuck rope!**lf**And I sucker punchin chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!)**lf**You dont want nothin like a hairy vagina**lf**Ill stretch my scrotum from here to China**lf**My nuts got stuck in my fuckin recliner**lf**Behind em, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!)**lf**I got my carabiner Mace (Sting!)**lf**Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!)**lf**Popped in my shiner face (Ping!)**lf**Dropped two rocks down a tube sock (Boing, boing!)**lf**Four fat hood rats swingin off my scrotum**lf**Ah! Get off it! (Just wanna hold em!)**lf**The testic-elastic even smashed and swollen**lf**Nut sack gymnastics, I snatch the gold one**lf****lf**When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)**lf**You might say much lower than some (Oh?)**lf**Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)**lf**Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)**lf**All hail Stretch Nuts!**lf**A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)**lf**All hail Stretch Nuts!**lf**You play your cards right, theyre yours tonight (Thats right)**lf****lf**Every time we fuck, we both get stuck**lf**Entangled, near strangled in my ball**lf**Took my nuts up a sluts butt (Her booty hole walls?)**lf**Its fruity, though, like bananas and lemon**lf**Grapes and peaches, sweet watermelon**lf**It''s Rudy''s old ho, might wanna tell him**lf**Ah wait, cant reach him, cause he caught a felon**lf**A beauty ho got a tight na-na like Ellen**lf**But I hate the screechin and all the yellin**lf**Stretch Nuts, bitch! Shaggy Shaggs the clown**lf**Short shorts! My nut bag drags the ground**lf**Double take! Make sure its no fags around**lf**Lay down, ho! (Bloop) You hear the tea baggin sound?**lf**My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose (Whoa!)**lf**Extra young speedos? Shit, hand me those**lf**Fuck fine bitches! Give me gigantic hoes**lf**Thats all right! My dick is like sand in toes**lf**You like it rough, bitch? You get punched in that pussy**lf**Fuck a tight tummy. Give me fat and mushy**lf**I eat your whole butt crack out of that tushie**lf**Im Shaggy. My whole nut bag extra bushy**lf**Fuck clippers. I like my pubes caught in zippers**lf**I hate feather weights. Give me A-scale tippers**lf**Hump jump and flop, like I''m on Mars**lf**Then I bring home sluts swingin on my nuts like Tarzan**lf****lf**When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)**lf**You might say much lower than some (Oh?)**lf**Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)**lf**Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)**lf**All hail Stretch Nuts!**lf**A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)**lf**All hail Stretch Nuts!**lf**You play your cards right, theyre yours tonight (Thats right)