Lyrics:

Could''ve been the whiskey**lf**Might''ve been the gin**lf**Could''ve been the three or four six-packs, **lf**I don''t know, but look at the mess I''m in**lf**My head is like a football**lf**I think I''m going to die**lf**Tell me, me oh, me oh my**lf**Wasn''t that a party**lf****lf**Someone took a grapefruit**lf**Wore it like a hat**lf**I saw someone under my kitchen table**lf**Talking to my old tom cat**lf**They were talking about hockey**lf**The cat was talking back**lf**Long about then every-thing went black**lf**Wasn''t that a party**lf****lf**I''m sure it''s just my memory**lf**Playing tricks on me**lf**But I think I saw my buddy**lf**Cutting down my neighbour''s tree **lf****lf**Could''ve been the whiskey**lf**Might''ve been the gin**lf**Could''ve been the three or four six-packs, **lf**I don''t know, but look at the mess I''m in**lf**My head is like a football**lf**I think I''m going to die**lf**Tell me, me oh, me oh my**lf**Wasn''t that a party**lf****lf**Billy, Joe and Tommy**lf**Well they went a little far**lf**They were sittin'' in my back yard, blowing on a sireen**lf**From somebody''s police car**lf****lf**So you see, Your Honour**lf**It was all in fun**lf**The little bitty track meet down on main street**lf**Was just to see if the cops could run**lf**Well they run us in to see you**lf**In an alcoholic haze**lf**I sure can use those thirty days**lf**To re-cover from the party**lf****lf**Could''ve been the whiskey**lf**Might''ve been the gin**lf**Could''ve been the three or four six-packs, **lf**I don''t know, but look at the mess I''m in**lf**My head is like a football**lf**I think I''m going to die**lf**Tell me, me oh, me oh my**lf**Wasn''t that a party