Lyrics:

If You''ve Ever Been On Television More Than 5 Times**lf**discribing What The Tornadoe Sounded Like...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf**if You''ve Ever Cut Your Grass And Found A Car...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf**if Your Dad Walks You To School Because Your In The Same Grade...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf**if You''ve Ever Been Too Drunk To Fish...**lf****lf**if Somebody Asks To See Your Id And You Show Them Your Belt Buckle..**lf****lf**if Every Day Somebody Comes To Your House Mistakenly Thinking Your Having A**lf**yard Sale.**lf****lf**if You''ve Ever Had To Haul A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend**lf**your Sister''s Honor..**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf**if Your Dog And Your Wallet Are Both On A Chain...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf****lf**they Always Make Fun Of The Way I Talk, I Keep Telling Them I Said Your Gonna Be**lf**real Surprised When You Get Into The Habit In St. Petersburg And Say,**lf**''y''all Get Into The Truck, We Goin Up To The Big House.''**lf****lf**if You''ve Ever Financed A Tattoo....**lf****lf**if You''ve Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf****lf**we Have Words In The South They Don''t Have In Other Parts Of The Country..**lf**now, You Come To The South, We Have Words Like...yu''nt To.**lf**we Goin To The Mall, Yu''nt To**lf**what Letter Does That Start With, Does Anybody Know**lf**i Like This Word Alot...aight.**lf**that''s A Word In Texas...aight.**lf**round Lunch Time Every Day, You''ll Hear Somebody Say,**lf**''hey Jeet Yet, Naw, Dju Yu''nt To Aight.''**lf****lf**if You Go To The Family Reunion To Meet Women....**lf****lf**if You Smoked During Your Wedding....**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.**lf**and Last But Not Least**lf**if You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack,**lf**and It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up...**lf**you Might Be A Redneck.