Lyrics:

My Face Is Finished, My Body's Gone.
and I Can't Help But Think Standin' Up Here
in All This Applause And Gazin' Down
at All The Young And The Beautiful.
with Their Questioning Eyes.
that I Must Above All Things Love Myself.

i Saw A Girl In The Crowd,
i Ran Over I Shouted Out,
i Asked If I Could Take Her Out,
but She Said That She Didn't Want To.

i Changed The Sheets On My Bed,
i Combed The Hairs Across My Head,
i Sucked In My Gut And Still She Said
that She Just Didn't Want To.

i Read Her Eliot, Read Her Yeats,
i Tried My Best To Stay Up Late,
i Fixed The Hinges On Her Gate,
but Still She Just Never Wanted To.

i Bought Her A Dozen Snow-White Doves,
i Did Her Dishes In Rubber Gloves,
i Called Her Honeybee, I Called Her Love,
but She Just Still Didn't Want To.
she Just Never Wants To.
dammit!

i Sent Her Every Type Of Flower,
i Played Her Guitar By The Hour,
i Patted Her Revolting Little Chihuahua,
but Still She Just Didn't Want To.

i Wrote A Song With A Hundred Lines,
i Picked A Bunch Of Dandelions,
i Walked Her Through The Trembling Pines,
but She Just Even Then Didn't Want To.
she Just Never Wants To.

i Thought I'd Try Another Tack,
i Drank A Litre Of Cognac,
i Threw Her Down Upon Her Back,
but She Just Laughed And Said
that She Just Didn't Want To.

i Thought I'd Have Another Go,
i Called Her Mah Little O,
i Felt Like Marcel Marceau
must Feel When She Said
that She Just Never Wanted To.
she Just Didn't Want To.

i Got The No Pussy Blues.
i Got The No Pussy Blues.

i Got The No Pussy Blues.

i Got The No Pussy Blues.
i Got The No Pussy Blues.
i Got The No Pussy Blues.
i Got The No Pussy Blues.