Lyrics:

Here They Come, Warmin Up
i Hear The Pitter-Patter Of Little People On The Livin Room Rug
whoa Is Me! There Goes The Tv
now Its Popeye And Pluto, Batman And Bozo
dont Spill The Corn Flakes, Theyll Break At Lunch Break
home From The Office, Why Did I Stop To Have A Beer With The Boys
now My Heads bout To Pop

its A Saturday Morning Confusion
if You Think You Can Sleep, Its Illusion
cause Youll Probably Get A Rude Intrusion From Harry The Dog
harry The Dog Is As Big As Can Be
n Harry The Dog Had Puppies Last Week
we Couldnt Tell If Its A He Or A She, Now We Know

its A Saturday Morning Confusion
if I Could Just Get To The Bathroom
and Get A Cold Rag And An Aspirin To Help How I Feel
but Here Come The Twins And Theyre Screamin At Me
what Is The Deal To Turn Off The Tv
go Ask Your Mother And Quietly, Your Daddy Is Ill

there He Is-Cousin Jack
you Got The Leaf Rake, Too, Keep At It Till I Get It All Back
hangin Round My Yard, Snoopin In My Garage
i Tolerate im Because Hes My Cousin
hes Nice To The Kids And Harry Just Loves Him!

its A Saturday Morning Confusion
and If I Could Just Hide In My Attic
so I Couldnt Hear My Wife Yellin take em All To The Show
ill Take The Whole Neighborhood To The Show
ill Just Walk Out In Back Where The Money-Tree Grows
grab Me A Handful And Off To The Show Well Go

its A Saturday Morning Confusion
and If I Could Just Get A Transfusion
or Maybe Go Hide In The Bedroom Till Five Oclock
let It Be Known That At Five The Tv
is Gonna Be Tuned To The Game Of The Week
and That Goes For Dogs And Twins And The Whole Family

its A Saturday Morning Confusion
its A Saturday Morning Confusion Day Is Done

cousin Jack, In His Yard Cooking Steaks On A Grill That Ill Never Get Back
the Twins In Front Of The Tv, Harry With His Famly
sis On Her Date And Mom At The Door Smiles As She Surveys The Sight
for The First Time Today, The Kingdom Is Quiet

lord, Let Us Thank You For Saturdays
and May They Remain Our Friends!!
cause I Work All Week Long
be Strong Till Theyre Grown
and Next Saturday Then, Well Do It Again

a- Here They Come, Warmin Up
i Hear The Pitter-Patter Of Little People On The Livin Room Rug

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whoa Is Me! There Goes The Tv