Lyrics:

When youre working and boredoms lurking
There must be something new to do
A dentists can go, and have a little aggro
Cause he can take it out on you..
Aahhhhh....
(Open wider please)Aahhhhhhhhh....
(And a little wider)
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....
(This wont hurt)
AAAHHHarghhhhhh...
(Much)
(To the tune of Rivers of Babylon:)
Theres a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown
And as I slept, he filled my mouth with iron
He said Rinse out your mouth, with the medication spit it out
In the receptacle by your side, on the right
(Gurgle)
NO! The RIGHT!
(Gurgle)
Spit it out!
(Original song:)
No-one would listen to the smurfs in prison
So they jumped over the wall
A policemen saw them, he chased and caught them
This is what he asked them all:
(To the tune of The Smurf Song:)
Where are you all coming from?
Were from Dartmoor, on the run
How did you work out your route?
We followed the arrows on our suit
And what were you in Dartmoor for?
We borrowed a safe from the bank next door
And why do you all talk this way?
Cause were from Catford, ent we? Eh?
Laaalaaaa (etc...)
(To the tune of Matchstalk men:)
With big rosettes and coloured scarves
They go to cheer their favourite stars
They all look forward to their Saturdays
Theres one young lad walks down our street
With bovver boots upon his feet
And an aerosol can of paint he freely sprays
And he painted granddads bike and next doors cats and dogs
He sprayed a couple on the corner of the street that were having a snog
He fell down on his can and his aerosol went bang
And all they found was a flat cap and his clogs
(To the tune of The Smurf Song:)
Lala lalalalaaaa Lala lalalalaaaaa etc....