Lyrics:

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
and He Drove So Goddamned Fast
he Never Did Win No Checkered Flag
but He Never Did Come In Last
jerry Was A Race Car Driver
hed Say el Solo Number One
with A Bocephus Sticker
on His 442 Hed Light em Up
just For Fun

captain Pierce Was A Fireman
richmond Engine #3
ill Be A Wealthy Man When I Get
a Dime For All The Things That
man Taught To Me
captain Pierce Was A Strong Man
strong As Any Man Alive
it Stuck In His Craw That They
made Him Retire At The Age Of 65

jerry Was A Race Car Driver
22 Years Old
had Too Many Cold Beers One Night
and Wrapped Himself Around A Telephone Pole