Lyrics:

Cmon Kiddies Gather Whos Your Foremost Friend In Town
from Main To Maple The Name Resounds Professor Nutbutter
hes The One The Humble One The Barkley County Prodigal Son
here To Serve Only You Professor Nutbutter
at Old Nutbutters House Of Treats From Jellied Jams To Sacks Of Sweets
theres Creamy And Nutatious Spreads For All
chemist, Master Of Entomology The Professor For A Modest Fee
will Cure What Ails You, Guaranteed Professor Nutbutter
Its Alright, Dont Fear The Worm
cmon Kiddies Dont Be Shy Be Youthful Til The Day You Die
the Man The Myth, The Magic Of Professor Nutbutter
hes The One The Only One The Meeklyville Prodigal Son
here To Help Us With Ourselves Professor Nutbutter
Its Alright To Fear The Worm