Lyrics:

Im Gonna Tell You A Story
im Gonna Tell You About My Town
im Going To Tell You A Big Fat Story, Baby
aw, Its All About My Town

yeah, Down By The River
down By The Banks Of The River Charles
aw, Thats Whats Happening, Baby
thats Where Youll Find Me
along With Lovers, Muggers, And Thieves
aw, But Theyre Cool People

well, I Love That Dirty Water
oh, Boston, Youre My Home
oh, Youre The Number One Place

frustrated Women
i Mean, Theyre Frustrated
have To Be In By Twelve Oclock
oh, Thats A Shame
but Im A-Wishin And A-Hopin, Oh
that Just Once Those Doors Werent Locked
i Like To Save Time For My Baby To Walk Around

but I Love That Dirty Water
oh, Boston, Youre My Home
oh, Yeah

cause I Love That Dirty Water
oh, Boston, Youre My Home
oh, Yeah

(Well, I Love That Dirty Water) I Love It, Baby
(I Love That Dirty Water) I Love Boston
(I Love That Dirty Water) Have You Heard About The Strangler
(I Love That Dirty Water) Im The Man, Im The Man
(I Love That Dirty Water) Ow
(I Love That Dirty Water) Come On, Come On