Lyrics:

(Brock Davey)

Im a digital citizen, safe in my room
Ive got my video to relieve the gloom
My minds on a circuit with the nudes on the screen
Lifes a no-go area - its so obscene

You cant do this, you cant do that
You cant go forward and you cant go back

Im a plugged in person, Im a TV fan
But theres so many things that I dont understand
Why do you want to steal our TV - its not real
Its a viewing game

You cant do this, you cant do that
You cant go forward and you cant go back