Lyrics:

Female Chorus:
Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Male Chorus:
Its time to put on makeup
Its time to dress up right
Its time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf:
Why do we always come here

Statler:
I guess well never know

Waldorf:
Its like a kind of torture

Both:
To have to watch the show.

Kermit:
To introduce out guest star
Thats what Im here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...

Muppets:
So now lets get things started

Audience:
Why dont you get things started?

Kermit:
Its time to get things started

Muppets:
On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!