Lyrics:

Our Work Days Done.
go Grab A Shower!
lets Hit The Pub.
its Happy Hour.

if We Get Bombed.
who Gives A Damn
im Not As Drunk,
as You Think I Am.

those Chicks Right There
dont Look To Good,
but Three More Beers...
i Guess I Would!

its Either Them,
or My Right Hand.
im Not As Think,
as You Drunk I Am!

so Buy Another Round.
well Sit Right Here,
and Drink em Down.
get Everyone
another Beer.
youll Have To Kick
us Outta Here.

say Are You Girls
waitin On Your Friends
what Did You Say!
youre Lesbians!
bartender Cancel
those Two Drinks.
im Not As Am,
as You Drunk I Think.

this Beer Is Movin
like A Train.
i Think My Lizard
needs A Drain.
but First Ill Have
a Double Shot.
im Drunk You Think,
as You Am Is Not.

so Buy Another Round.
well Sit Right Here,
and Drink em Down.
get Everyone
another Beer.
youll Have To Kick
us Outta Here.

this Bathrooms Nice
as It Can Be.
its Got Four Walls;
ive Puked On Three!
oops, Here Comes More!
ill Use The Sink.
im Not As Thrunk,
as You Am I Dink.

i Put That Bouncer
right In His Place.
i Smacked His Elbow
with My Face.
hes Lucky That
its Closin Time.
drunk Am Is Not,
as You Think You Im.

so Buy Another Round.
well Sit Right Here,
and Drink em Down.
get Everyone
another Beer.
youll Have To Kick
us Outta Here.