Lyrics:

I Had Two Jobs, I Had Dishwater Hands
and On The Weekend In A Rock And Roll Band
one Friday Night, In My Hometown Bar
in Walked A Girl Who Looked Like A Movie Star
she Stared At Me And It Was Turning Me On
she Said She Worked In A Beauty Salon
i Heard A Voice Inside Me Say
she Aint Pretty, She Just Looks That Way

we Made A Date To Go For A Drink
i Wore My Jeans And She Wore A Mink
there Was This Misconception All Over Town
that She Ate Lonely Guy Heart By The Pound
she Said, take Me Home, There Wont Be No Fuss
i Said, sure, You Got Some Change For The Bus
watching Her Leave, I Heard The Bartender Say
she Aint Pretty She Just Looks That Way

so, Uh, I Called Her Up, Her Father Was Home
said, shes Busy, She Cant Come To The Phone
i Held My Breath And Decided To Wait
a Guy Like Me Doesnt Get Many Dates
i Fell In Love With A Model From Hell
it Took Some Time For My Hormones To Tell
that Chasing Her Has Been A Grave Mistake
she Aint Pretty She Just Looks That Way

her Ego Wrote Cheques Incredibly Fast
but Her Personality Didnt Have The Cash
i Laughed Out Loud To My Total Dismay
she Aint Pretty She Just Looks That Way

she Aint Pretty She Just Looks That Way
she Aint Pretty
she Aint Pretty
she Aint Pretty
she Aint Pretty She Just Looks That Way