I am a back door man I am a back door man Well the men don't know But the little girls understand
When everybody's sound asleep I'm somewhere making my midnight creep Every morning the rooster crow Something tell me, I got to go
I am a back door man I am a back door man Well the men don't know But little girls understand
They take me to the doctor, shot full o' holes Nurse cried, 'Please save his soul Killed him for murder, first degree Judge's wife cried, 'Let the man go free!'
I am a back door man I am a back door man Well the men don't know But little girls understand
Stand out there, cop's wife cried 'Don't take him down, rather be dead Six feets in the ground when you come home You can eat pork and beans' I eats mo' chicken any man seen