Lyrics:

Would You Like To Swing On A Star
carry Moonbeams Home In A Jar
and Be Better Off Than You Are
or Would You Rather Be A Mule

a Mule Is An Animal With Long Funny Ears
kicks Up At Anything He Hears
his Back Is Brawny But His Brain Is Weak
hes Just Plain Stupid With A Stubborn Streak
and By The Way, If You Hate To Go To School
you May Grow Up To Be A Mule

or Would You Like To Swing On A Star
carry Moonbeams Home In A Jar
and Be Better Off Than You Are
or Would You Rather Be A Pig

a Pig Is An Animal With Dirt On His Face
his Shoes Are A Terrible Disgrace
he Has No Manners When He Eats His Food
hes Fat And Lazy And Extremely Rude
but If You Dont Care A Feather Or A Fig
you May Grow Up To Be A Pig

or Would You Like To Swing On A Star
carry Moonbeams Home In A Jar
and Be Better Off Than You Are
or Would You Rather Be A Fish

a Fish Wont Do Anything, But Swim In A Brook
he Cant Write His Name Or Read A Book
to Fool The People Is His Only Thought
and Though Hes Slippery, He Still Gets Caught
but Then If That Sort Of Life Is What You Wish
you May Grow Up To Be A Fish
a New Kind Of Jumped-Up Slippery Fish

and All The Monkeys Arent In The Zoo
every Day You Meet Quite A Few
so You See Its All Up To You
you Can Be Better Than You Are
you Could Be Swingin On A Star