Lyrics:

Lights, Models, Guest list, Just do your best, darling Absolutely fabulous, We're absolutely fabulous Darling (Mmm) You are a fabulous wonderful individual (Oh, thank you, darling) And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter (Champer's alright for you, Pats) Lovely, sweetie (Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things) Oh, whatever, sweetie (Alright, we'll finish off the beluga) Dull, soulless dance music (Big big big butt butt butt) Dull, soulless dance music (Ride on time, ride on time) Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling Absolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, darling) Absolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, good) Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling, names, names, names Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume) Absolutely fabulous (Just put the needle on the record) Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume) Absolutely fabulous (Y'all ready for this, sweetie) Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong Champer's alright for you, Pats? Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the