Lyrics:

I want to tell you all about a young man He'll be known as Dan Then he was living down in San Diego Drove an ice-cream van One night he met a girl in Club Alamo But she was strictly incognito They had a drink and when he asked her name She told him Jennifer But what he didn't realize as he was Dancing close to her He held the body of a waitress called Kaye Who used to live in Sacramento They danced right through the night and into the day Remaining strictly incognito He drove her home in the sunlight of morning He held her close in the car But fourteen year old Sara Lee was watching She knew he'd gone much too far Poor Dan a simple man he just failed to see It wasn't Jennifer who kissed him Cos when Dan took her hand he held Sara Lee She knew that she could convict him So Dan got ten years to dream in state detention And lost the use of his car And all because his waitress Kaye forgot to mention It's not always clear who we are Now she's waiting tables in Paloma Near the Four-O-Five And there's another twenty-eight personas Keeping her alive Next time your waitress looks you right in the eye You'd better exercise your veto And keep your mind right on that blueberry pie Remaining strictly incognito