Lyrics:

Take A Look At My Girlfriend
shes The Only One I Got
not Much Of A Girlfriend
never Seem To Get A Lot

Take A Jumbo Across The Water
Like To See America
See The Girls In California
Im Hoping Its Going To Come True
But Theres Not A Lot I Can Do

could We Have Kippers For Breakfast
mummy Dear, Mummy Dear
they Got To Have em In Texas
cos Everyones A Millionaire

Im A Winner, Im A Sinner
Do You Want My Autograph
Im A Loser, What A Joker
Im Playing My Jokes Upon You
While Theres Nothing Better To Do

dont You Look At My Girlfriend
shes The Only One I Got
not Much Of A Girlfriend
never Seem To Get A Lot

Take A Jumbo Cross The Water
Like To See America
See The Girls In California
Im Hoping Its Going To Come True
But Theres Not A Lot I Can Do