Lyrics:

If Youre Ever In A Jam, Here I Am.
if Youre Ever In A Mess, S.o.s.
if Youre So Happy, You Land In Jail. Im Your Bail.
its Friendship, Friendship, Just A Perfect Blendship.
when Other Friendships Are Soon Forgot, Ours Will Still Be Hot.
da Da Da Da Da Da Dig Dig Dig.
if Youre Ever Down A Well, Ring My Bell.
if Youre Ever Up A Tree, Just Phone To Me.
if You Ever Loose Your Teeth When Youre Out To Dine, Borrow Mine.
its Friendship, Friendship, Just A Perfect Blendship.
when Other Friendships Are Soon Forgeet, Ours Will Still Be Great.
loddle Doddle Chuck Chuck Chaa.
if They Ever Black Youre Eyes, Put Me Wise.
if They Ever Cook Your Goose, Turn Me Loose.
and If They Ever Put A Bullet Through Your Brain, Ill Complain.
its Friendship, Friendship, Just A Perfect Blendship.
when Other Friendships Are Soon Forgit, Ours Will Still Be It.
ah Loddle Doddle Hip Hap Hap.
if You Ever Loose Your Mind, Ill Be Kind.
and If You Ever Loose Your Shirt, Ill Be Hurt.
if Youre Ever In A Mill And Get Sawed In Half, I Wont Laugh.
its Friendship, Friendship, Just A Perfect Blendship.
when Other Friendships Are Are Up The Crick, Ours Will Still Be Slick.
ah Loddle Doddle Woof Woof Woof, Hep Hep Hep, Chopp Chop Chop, Dig Dig Dig.
good Evening Friends.