Lyrics:

Yo Yolanda!
check That Home Girls Butt Out!
um Hm Girl!
its So Flat!

you Tell It Like It Is Ieesha!

she Looks Like One Of
them... Lawyers Girlfriends,
i Mean, Her Butt, Is Just So Small!
were Talking Slim Pickins Girl!
what Up Ieesha
where Is It
i Dont Even... See It!
look!
girl! Shes Just So... White!

i Like Small Butts,
that I Can Not Lie,
you Honkies Cant Deny!
and When A Girl Walks
in With An Itty-Bitty
waist,
and A Big Thing In Your
face, I Get Sick!
cause Id Like A Toothpick,
id Beat That Booty With A Stick!
even The Jeans Shes Wearing,
her Pants, Theyre Almost Tearing.

no, Baby, I Want A Flat Booty,
thats Tutti-Fruity!
those Honkies Tried To Warn Me,
that Butt You Got Is...

(White Guy)
ooh! So Corny!

ooh! Chicken Smooth Skin,
you Say You Wanna Get In My Olds
well, Pack Me, Pack Me
cause You Aint That
average Chickety!

to Hell With Romancin!
ill Take Her Wallet Dancin!
rich! Bitch!
ill Dick With Her Money, Ditch!
so Tired Of Ebony!
black Butts Are Not My Theme!
if You Ask Me What My Flavor Is,
ill Tell You Its
vanilla Ice Cream!

so Honkies!

(Honkies)
yeah

honkies!

(Honkies)
yeah

does Your Girlfriend
have A Big Butt
so Shrink It, Shrink It,
so I Can Get Right
down And Dink It!

baby Got Jack!
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,

baby Got Jack!
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,

i Like em Flat,
and Small!
and When Im In The Mall,
i Just Cant Help Myself,
im Doing The Dog-Pound Call!

woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

dont Like Her Sister,
who Farts While Playing Twister!
i Wish Those Beans Did Miss Her!
even Uncle Ben Would Fist Her!

i Like My Bootys Real Slender,
and Tender!
and If I See A Big Booty,
ill Put It In The Blender!
dont Want A Real Fender!
i Get Into My Honda!
what The Hell Is An Anaconda
all I Know Is I Like Jane Fondas,
better Then Yolandas!

baby Got Jack!
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,

baby Got Jack!
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,
white Honkies With A
real Small Booty,

yeah Baby,
when It Comes To Females,
cosmo Knows Everything,
what Theyre Talking About!
36-24-36!

ha-Ha!
only If Shes 7-8...

flat On The Bottom,
and I Like It Like That!

flat On The Bottom,
and I Like It Like That!