Lyrics:

All My Days

i Live With My Disgrace

i'm Afraid To Show My Face

or At Least Take Off My Underwear



see I Was Born

like A Half Way Neutered Pet

i Don't Have A Matching Set

it's A Part Of Me

that Just Aint There

please, Don't Stare



well I'm A Gambling Man With Out Two Dice

i'm Like Uncle Ben With Only One Grain Of Rice

oh To Have Two Testis Would Be So Nice

but I'm Half A Man

yeah, I'm Half A Man



wanna Die

end It All, Just Call It Quits

i Can't Find A Cup That Fits

and At Baseball Games I Feel So Dumb

when I Hear Ball One



oh, My God

how Could You Have Been So Cruel

to Give Me One Family Jewel

and The One That's There Must Feel So Sad

he's A Lonely Man



well I'm A Marathon Runner With Just One Leg

i'm A Fallopian Tube With Just One Egg

oh, I Want Another Testi

do I Have To Beg

i'm Half A Man



well I'm A Tweedle Dee With No Tweedle Dum

and I'm A Siskel And An Ebert With Just One Thumb

and I'm A Yo Ho Ho With No Bottle Of Rum

i'm Just Half A Man

yeah, I'm Half A Man