Lyrics:

When Grandfather Dies

life Will Be Strange

when Grandfather Dies

my Whole World Will Change

when Grandfather Dies

ill Scream And Ill Yell

cause Ill Be Fuckin Rich As Hell



so Grandfather, Die

dont Keep Me In Suspense

oh Grandfather, Cough

up That Inheritance

oh Grandfather, Dont

hold On Another Day

i Love You To Death

but Ive Gots Bills To Pay



a Stroke Would Be Nice

disease Would Be Cool

ill Scatter His Ashes

in My New Swimming Pool

ill Party With Hef

ill Dine With The Queen

so What Say We Unplug That Machine



oh Grandfather, Die

before The Fiscal Year

oh Grandfather, I

wish Kevorkian Were Here

oh Grandfather, Die

just Take Your Final Bow

oh Grandfather, Die

family Hates You Anyhow



for Gods Sakes, You Must Be As Old As The Sun

your Social Security Number Is 1

youre Deaf, Dumb, And Blind, And An Amputee

you Donate Your Blood Every Time That You Pee

your Arthritis Acts Up Whenever It Rains

youre So Old Your Penis Has Varicose Veins

oh, Why Dont You Die, Grandpa

why Must You Fight

you Old Motherfucker

just Walk Toward The Goddamn Light



walk Toward The Light, Old Man

walk Toward The Light, Old Man



its All Over Now

my Granddad Is Dead

a Mysterious Blow

to His Wrinkled Old Head

before I Collect

a Small Oversight

but Everything Should Work Out All Right

ill Start Working On My Grandma Tonight