Lyrics:

I Bought A Gerbil
at The Petting Zoo
if Richard Grear Can Do It
i Can Too
i Get Undress
i Start To Lube
i Stick The Gerbil At The End Of The Tube
wondering Just How Hell Feel
will He Like It Better Than His Little Wheel
careful Now Hes Right Beside Me
one More Inch And Hes Inside Me
goooo, Gerbil, Go
burrow Harder, Burrow Deeper
be My Little Chimney Sweeper
one Thing I Forgot About
how Am I Supposed To Get You Out
so Now My Gerbil Is On Easy Street
its More Than Cozy And Theres Plenty To Eat
got To Find A Way To Get Him Out Of His Hole
i Tried Crobars I Tried Wires
i Almost Had Him With A Pair Of Plyers
i Tried Cheese But Hes Not Biting
i Wish This Wasnt So Exciting
goooo, Gerbil, Go
jesus, I Am Such A Sucker
please Get Out You Furry Fer
i Think I Am Getting Ill
suddenly He Is Very Very Still
now Its Too Late
my Gerbil Died
i Guess I Have Committed Gerbicide
heres Some Advice Its Very Clear Cutt
if You Love Your Gerbil
dont Stick Him Up Your Butt
dont Stick Him Up Your Butt
little Furry Gerbil In Your Booty Hole