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Your love for me is not debatable
Your sexual appetites insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you

You dont have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you

You never seem to menstruate at all
So youre not angry when Im late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly [float] away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life Im never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lovers around

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do just what youre told-able
And if we argue you just fold-able
Controllable, consolable you

My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you to watch the football
And Steve and Gary said youre rootable
Refutable, commutable you

Youre never sensitive or tickly
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
Its known as static electricity
Felicity when Im kissing you

Your skin is so smooth - I couldnt afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I dont need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts with the pump of my bike

You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you

Any sexual positions feasible
Although you dont bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you

You dont complain about my hairy back
Or bout the inches that downstairs I lack
Youre not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... ooh

Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a...
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs

Dont let me down
Dont let me down
Dont let me down
And I wont let you down a hallway