Lyrics:

[intro Too $hort (Ol Dirty Bastard)]
bitch You Knew I Was A Dog When You Met Me
how You Gonna Get Mad At Me Now
cause I Got Bitches.. Everywhere
bitch Im A Player, Yknow
(Yknow, Killa, Yknowimsayin
i Said Shit, I Said, Thats Dat Monster Dog Shit, Yknowimsayin
this Is All Dedicated To All You Hoes)
and Bitches

[verse 1 Ol Dirty Bastard]
shame On A Nuh, Who Tried To Step Tuh
the Ol Dirty Bas, Put My Foot Up Your Uhh
bitch, You Walk Around With Your Bra Too Tight (Beitch)
its Alright, You Still Gon Get Fucked Tonight
hoeeeeee! (Bitch Fucky) Stinkin Ass Ho!
youre The Type Of Bitch Dont Appreciate Shit
never Had Shit, So You Wont Be Shit
that Pussy There, Couldnt Satisfy A Hair
on My Body, Treat Me Like A Lolli And Slob Me Doooooown (Beitch)
and Doo Doo Brown! (Beitch) Hehahahaha
tossed Salad, Oh You In Some Shit Now
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out
here Comes Rover, Sniffin At Your Ass
pardon Me Bitch, As I Shit On Your Grass
that Means Ho, You Been Shit-Ted On!
im Not The First Dog Thats Shitted On Your Lawn

[hook Ol Dirty Bastard]
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out

[verse 2 Big Syke]
right Behind My Pitbull, Full Grown
that Wanna Make The Cat Moan All Night Long
puppy Dont Take Me Wrong, But Its On
be Monkeys Up, So Call Me King Kong
get Gone With The Thong, Crew Comin Through
big Syke Daddy With The Brooklyn Zu
you Know What To Do, Freaky Sucky Sucky
wont You Show The Crew How You Play Wit The Monkey
let Him See You Dont Fake It, And You Can Take It
its Only The Bigger Bone, Gotta Make It
baby Shake It In The Worst Way, Ok
up In You In The Parle
my Forte Is A Freakyness, Look At This
i Dont Kiss Anythin That I Dont Miss, Runnin Sense
to Get Licked From The Nuts To The Crack Of My Butt
im A Dog, So What, But You Still Give It Up, Wuwoof

[hook]
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dog Out
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dogged Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out

[verse 3 Too $hort]
beitch, This Is What I Tell These Hoes
dont Sweat It Baby, Youll Never Be My Lady
take This Bone, Straight To The Dome
and Get On (Get On), Cause I Dont Wanna Talk
shut The Fuck Up If You Done Wanna Walk
we On The Same Page I Thought So
you Know Them Big Dogs Hit You Wit Their Paw Ho
big Pimp (Pimpin) Jump The Fence
hoppin All Night It Dont Make No Sense (Na Na)
from New York To Cali, Whylin (Wild)
i Got The Bitch In The Alley Howlin (Beitch)
and She Dont Wanna Go Nowhere
she Got Love For A Player She Dont Know No Better
thats Why I Tell Her (Tell Her)
id Be Wid You Forever If I Could Find Time To Put You
in My Schedule (Beitch)
beitch, $hort Dog In The House

[hook]
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out

[verse 4 Ol Dirty Bastard]
she Flew In Like Calm Breeze
tall Brown Skin, Her Weave Like Palm Trees
i Went Coconuts
dipped My Dunkin Between Your Donut
dont Want It If It Aint No Slut, Bitch!
fathership Touch Ground, Like Fly On Soup
dont Invite Me I Tear The Fuck Down
white Boys Cut My Toupee!
seventh Day Raster, Or Scream Play
i Slump Mc Slay, It Aint Nuttin To Bust Ass
bullet Him, Get Him Fast
bitch I Dont Break Out, Blast To The Next Rash
the Dog Piss On Mcs Like Trees
got Meals But Still Grill That Old Good Welfare Cheese

[hook]
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out
callin Me A Dog, Well Leave A Dog Alone
cause Nothin Can Stop Me From Buryin My Bones
in The Backyard, Of Someone Elses House
ol Dirt Dog, But Im Not Dogged Out