Lyrics:

Heya Tom, Its Bob From The Office Down The Hall
good To See You Buddy, Howve You Been
thing Have Been Ok For Me, Except That Im A Zombie Now
i Really Wish Youd Let Us In
i Think I Speak For All Of Us When I Say I Understand
why You Folks Might Hesitate To Submit To Our Demand
but Heres An Fyi Youre All Gonna Die Screaming!

all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were Not Unreasonable; I Mean, No Ones Gonna Eat Your Eyes
all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were At An Impasse Here--Maybe We Should Compromise
if You Open Up The Doors,
well All Come Inside And Eat Your Brains!

i Dont Want To Nitpick, Tom, But Is This Really Your Plan
to Spend Your Whole Life Locked Inside A Mall
maybe Thats Ok For Now, But Someday Youll Be Out Of Food And Guns
and Then Youll Have To Make The Call
im Not Surprised To See You Havent Thought It Through Enough
you Never Had The Head For All That Bigger-Picture Stuff
but Tom, Thats What I Do, And I Plan On Eating You Slowly!

all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were Not Unreasonable; I Mean, No Ones Gonna Eat Your Eyes
all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were At An Impasse Here--Maybe We Should Compromise
if You Open Up The Doors,
well All Come Inside And Eat Your Brains!

id Like To Help You, Tom, In Any Way I Can
i Sure Appreciate The Way Youre Working With Me
im Not A Monster, Tom, Well, Technically I Am
i Guess I Am...

ive Got Another Meeting, Tom--Maybe We Could Wrap It Up
i Know Well Get To Common Ground Somehow
meanwhile, Ill Report Back To My Colleagues, Who Were Chewing On The Doors
i Guess Well Table This For Now
im Glad To See You Take Constructive Criticism Well
thank You For Your Time, I Know Were All Busy As Hell
and Well Put This Thing To Bed, When I Bash Your Head Open!

all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were Not Unreasonable; I Mean, No Ones Gonna Eat Your Eyes
all We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains
were At An Impasse Here--Maybe We Should Compromise
if You Open Up The Doors,
well All Come Inside And Eat Your Brains!