Lyrics:

Don't take it so hard, my friend
Or you won't live out to the end
What a cool, cool collie
What a cool, cool collie

If you buy a stick, it make you slick now
If you buy a half, it make you calm
What a cool, cool collie
What a cool, cool collie

Don't take it so hard, my friend, no, no
Don't take it so hard, my friend
What a cool, cool collie
What a cool, cool agony

Even the cops might intervene
But they won't catch you on the scene
No, no, no
What a cool, cool collie
What a cool, cool collie

Even the cops might intervene
But they won't catch you on the scene
What a cool, cool collie
What a cool, cool collie

Don't take it so hard, my friend
Or you won't live out to the end
What a cool, cool agony
What a cool, cool collie

Cool as a mountaineer
What a cool, cool collie
Cool as a dew at dawn
What a cool, cool collie
Yeah, yeah