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Oh for fuck's sake
[Mind my f... things!
Were you gonna swear just then?
No!
Were you gonna swear?
No! You're mean telling everyone it's 'cause I swear at you
That's wicked!
You did start it though
No I didn't! Who started it? You, you shmoo!
The only reason I swear is because you raised me and you swear
I did not!
You do swear
I used to not swear for ages and then eventually you said to me
'Mum it's okay to swear you know.'
That's so true I never used to swear around you, mind ya boots