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[00:15.33] You're in an all-girl band
[00:18.99] Your futon's second hand
[00:22.55] Your parents understand but you don't care
[00:29.86] I have a job in a shop
[00:33.41] I'm an undercover cop
[00:37.98] I make sure the customers aren't thieves
[00:45.17] Old at being young
[00:48.79] Young at being old
[00:52.41] Everything's on hold within our evolution
[00:57.80] You're my alternative girlfriend
[01:05.02] I love you, now you cannot pretend
[01:13.19] There's nothing left that won't cross over
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[01:27.66] Last night we slept on the lawn
[01:31.22] You woke up and I was gone
[01:34.83] Back to the dream; I dream to leave
[01:42.15] My life with her is a bore
[01:46.60] A worn-out metaphor
[01:50.31] No more surprises up its sleeve
[01:57.64] Old at being young
[02:01.20] Young at being old
[02:04.94] Everything's been sold to other's revolutions
[02:10.32] You're my alternative girlfriend
[02:17.68] I love you, now you cannot pretend
[02:24.91] There's nothing left that won't cross over
[02:32.13] You live above your dad's four-car garage
[02:35.82] With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
[02:39.44] If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
[02:43.01] So we can get out of this town 'cause it makes me sick
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[02:57.44] You're my alternative girlfriend
[03:04.78] I love you, now you cannot pretend
[03:12.90] There's nothing left that won't cross over
[03:20.23]
[03:34.78] You're my alternative girlfriend
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