Well the latest news from Nashville Ain�t all good, but it ain�t bad The worst I ever found there Was the best I ever had The new hats and the no hats Are still coming on pretty strong While me and Kris and John and Willie Are stilling plodding right along
Clint Black�s moved out to Hollywierd He�s in love and that�s a fact Done found himself a movie star Gonna show him how to act Garth Brooks keeps selling millions No that sure ain�t no joke But I just can�t help looking for A pig down in the poke
Have you seen Tanya Tucker Hangin� in there, hangin� tough Her and Dolly Pardon Still got much more than enough But a few new country ladies That I�ve seen go dancin� past Should forget about Madonna She ain�t got no country class
Travis Tritt�s got all the talent Least it seems that way to me He�s a little brash and cocky But he�s got a right to be Now Billy Ray keeps right on dancin� Outta tune and outta time He drives Bubbas up the wall And girls out of their minds
Livin� legends are a dying breed There ain�t too many left To tell the truth, I ain�t been feelin� Real hot lately my damn self But I ain�t old and I ain�t bitter I ain�t mad at anyone So don�t go takin� seriously What�s poked at you in fun
But if you�ve ever been to Nashville I think you might agree We�ve seen a lot of changes Things we never thought we�d see A rock-n-roller with a banjo Now that I might recall But a country singer with a brief case Beats all I ever saw